**That's Not IMAX

hook:
old school tube / yo its not IMAX
LCD / yo its not IMAX
plasma / yo its not IMAX
I max, you max, relax at the IMAX

obscene screen of your dreams
even make an esteemed man cream
whatever your home's got, don't be pissed
because it can not compare to this, got
curva-ture, like a fine girl
step inside the IMAX world, screen
ginormous Ar-gen-tino-saurus,
hold up, it's time for the chorus
HOOK

sound, three dizzle on the elliptical
don't you know they got it digital
lost in the sauce, amazing gazing
blazing rating, IMAX praising I
sing no riddle, a critical hit ask the teacher
get it in your life, IMAX feature
Image Maxima, Canada thanks
other movie theaters get spanked
HOOK

whatcha, whatcha wanna watch?
whateverrr, you'll like it a lot!
animated features, ones about creatures
documentaries for all to see, what
did Aunt Rose Marie like best?
BRRR - the sound track to Everest!
so, doesn't matter what you got at home
it doesn't compare to - the MOSI Dome!
HOOK

outro:
MOSI's IMAX Dome Theater / Only one in Florida Baby!
Save me a seat... and some popcorn!